this sentence will ruin/save your life.

I need to know who I am
and what I'm going to do while I'm on earth
I need to understand
everything and everybody's lives

I need to get up tomorrow
I have to mail that letter and pay that bill
deadlines, deadlines, deadlines
write that essay, and pray on the windowsill
lines, lines jump from line to line
just one, do one at a time

this one's all about mine mine mine
solve one try then keep on trying
i'm sculpting my philosophy
in patterns going 1,2,3

I'm trying your monogamy
in increments of 1 through 3
I need to eat I'm hungry
I'll grab a bight of a BLT
That's all I want right now...
With some juice, no... coffee.


I need a girlfriend, I'm lonely
Someone to love me and fuck me
I need to get laid immediately
But also someone to fulfill my needs

I need success to be wealthy
I'm hanging on to my simplicity
I need a nice car and nice clothes
Fatter lips and a smaller nose
I need to learn I need to grow

I want to know. No no no no no no no no
I need nice hair... no women
Nice hair, then women. Until then...
lines, lines jump from line to line
just one, do one at a time

this one's all about mine mine mine
solve one try then keep on trying
I'm sculpting my philosophy
in patterns going 1,2,3
I'm trying post modernity
in increments of 1 through 3

+ this is a favorite of mine.

fruity monster fruity fruity monster!

coughing colors.

your face has changed and my thoughts radiate fear.
she's so sick from the booze, but doesn't want to throw-up the drugs.
i've had enough.
the wounds; no longer flesh - only now do they rust.
a sober straight face gets you out of those clothes,
I will fake the way I hold you.
this whole time it was easy.
it only hurt when I told you he was better.

things to leave behind this year......

less than most, more than less.

in so many words.

babes with beards.

SHOW ME YOUR_______BEARD!

Beards Rule!

So now introducing babes in beards is new to the blogspot. Every Tuesday will feature a new beard! Mustaches will be making appearances as well, because they are just as good.

Summit your bearded pictures to me or bearded pictures you love!

Here is babe number one :: SAM FLORES, all time favorite artist.

. Spelling out his name with beard, gets give him cupcake for creativity! .
. Letters & faces with his beard, points on the score board! . . He even rocks a great stache! .

. HOWEVER, the bearded lady aka Jaime....takes the WIN! .

Not only is Jaime the idea behind this blog entry but she showed her great love for beards this year for Halloween, truly amazing. We be beard lovin' kinda gals!

WANNA BE NEXT TUESDAYS FEATURED BEARD?! contact me. :)> yes, that's a smiley beard!

symptoms of you.

get me out of my mind, and get you out of those clothes.
what is it you think up when i'm tounging you down?
i'm having your dreams.
its the calming effect of your head against my small back
with pushed up red lather heels and arched backs
this nightmare is something to compare to the Resurrection of Christ.
this isn't just a waste of time, addictions made me smarter.

JERSAY SHAW'Z FINEST!

At about 8:23 pm - I received this picture text, and it is by far the best yet. Above is Jimmy, who was already the light of life & Eileen's cousin but even more so because he rung up J-WWOW and took this picture.

J-wwow's purchase:

. a box of cigarettes

. KY Intense Massager

......Shocker. And I kid you not, this is really what she bought. Eileen and I were thinking she'd buy press on nails, condoms, self tanners, glow sticks and a penicillin prescription. I can't stop laughing at her acid washed pants as well. Now, let me clear things up....I for one hate this show. It's horrible but yet so amazing...so trashy and rich! I discovered this show when I was sick for 2 weeks, chained to my bed with no choice but to turn on tha tube. I haven't watched TV in my bedroom for well over 6months. I get into bizarre fits where, if i watch something.....i get obsessed. And what good is being obsessed with Jersey Shore, when it only makes my IQ drop.....? Well fuckin A...I'm obsessed. Annnnnd I DON'T EVEN LIKE THIS SHOW. I just sit with my jaw on the floor in shock of how these people speak...let alone....LIVE! However - it does make me laugh, probs because I sit herbing them all up. Now i'm watching TV in my room, rotting my brain and I'm NOT a fan of this. Every Monday night I rush home like a lunatic from work to hangout with the crackheads on A&E's intervention...usually sipping wine. I spy a oxymoron. Kill your television.