Tuesday, July 13, 2010

where i'm at.

+ It's a rainy boring Tuesday that has left me with a stolen GPS and tuna fish and chips. Someone stole my gps right from my car in my driveway. I'm not going to look at is as something negative. In fact it's only going to give me growth...I never pay attention when I drive. I am forever getting lost within the same 5 roads I take everyday basically. I have no sense of direction to the point its the most funny. Someone once said to me recently too..."Your sense of direction is like your sense of humor!" I immediately laughed, its so mean yet so good, i love when things are like that. So from here on out, my humor sucks and I will be wearing my glasses and paying attention and navigating myself around. Expect anxious phone calls. DOOMED. Also...tuna fish and chips are so key rainy days. hahahaha i was about to write FOOD FOR THOUGHT! hahahaha. i am funny.

+ Im also here in my bed eating tuna and chips and watching "Fantastic Planet" ever so stoned. It's some crazy Sci-fi.....NOT SYFY fuck you for changing your TV logo to something so dumb. It's a Sci-fi movie that is in all French sub titles and animation. I found it while I was tearing my room apart. I haven't watched this movie in so long. I think if whoever ever watched this with me, i'd marry them right on the spot. No one watches science movies with me and I do it more than not. I wish I had someone like that. Just sit here...not talk to me...just watch. Whatever. MF DOOM samples a beat from a clip of the movie. Its from some bugged out scene with coconut things falling and making a cretin noise (boom boom boom booom boom!) Doom uses the sample in the song "Come on feet" I'm filled with randumbs that will get no where. But check this movie out if you dig trippy, witty politically & culturally subversive type stuff. It's awesome stoned. I have a series of art from age 16 that I've drawn from this movie that I'll later post. I fell in love with the "insightful message wrapped up in a colorful artistic style."

+ Kat and I have an on going joke that one day we are going to go to jail because of how we dance and do crazy weird things in public that most people would assume we are on LSD when we get together. I can't even begin to explain what it is we do because is a whole act within itself....but it dayum sure is funny. Leaving us in constant tears and the hardest of laughs. We even picture what the outside world thinks of us when we are doing these acts and physically cant stop. We actually even tried to think of what they would say or what we would be known as and all I can remember was something like this.....

Kat and I could be the two girls known as:

the girl who always wears a bun and glasses and closed shoes cuz she hates her feet [k]

the girl that never brushes her two toned hair and always does an Indian rain dance (B)

the girls who park in the middle of an empty parking lot and in front of a random home and

just spark a joint [k]&(b)

the girl who always empties out her whole entire car in the garbage after she gets starbucks [k]

the girl who loves the stars but gets too stoned to remember they are out (B)

the girls with broken backs and necks but continue to move and shake like they are fine [k]&(b)

the girls that drive around with sunglasses on thinking they are in Woodstock [k]&(b)

the girls that go into bars and have everyone doing the LAND HO! dance move. [k]&(b)

the girls that look like lezbos but aren’t that share each others food and pay for each other [k]&(b)

- We can't remember the rest but we went back and forth like this for 30 mins hysterically laughing.

We seriously have the most fun doing nothing. We always say we are going to make videos because we are so sure there aren't a closer set of friends that do or say half the shit we do.

+ I can not stop playing everything and anything by The Doors, Fleet Foxes, The Shines, The Strokes, Kevin Devine, Vampire Weekend, Le Loup, The Smiths, Built to Spill and Modest Mouse. That's all I’ve been listening too.


OkayStopYelling said...

I hate that!
You get lost.
You start driving slow.
All of a sudden every car wants to tailgate you.
It can be a three lane road.
But no.
Everyone just wants to drive behind you.
Close to you.
On top of you.
I don't know about you, but I find it pretty distracting to look for street signs when I have a 2 ton metal object molesting me from behind.
Your windshield starts getting foggy like that scene from titanic.
Every town you pass looks like a ghost town and it seems like your car magically has no gas left.
You could have just filled up before you got lost.
It was on "F" ten minutes ago.
But now.
You look down.
Only when your completely lost do these things happen.

Ha! You and K sound like such a good time!! Chock full of utter randomness and nonsensical dance moves. I dig it. Did I ever meet her? I just remember the Ricky's crew. Andy. And Corey Mathews.

I can't believe that you don't have a TV buddy! Really?? That's impossible. Everyone has someone that they call over to watch TV. Friend. Sibling. Boyfriend/Girlefriend. Hobo. Someone!

bonita. said...

HAHA yes, i hate it too! I'm the ultimate worse tho.
You basically explained my everyday life. I'm so sick of driving.
Now i'm going to use Maps...this might be death as i know it.
If i don't die from more driving skills it will most def be from
dancing to The Strokes live concert in my car.

I don't believe you ever met Kat. She's out of control.
She rides the same brain wave as i do, it's great.
Haha yes - the infamous Ricky's crew...and then there’s Andy. ::curses::
haha No, he has a lady now. So he doesn't bugg me much anymore...thats being nice.
I bought him a toothbrush home like he asked...he complained it wasnt "soft" enough!
and the D.O. i got him....wasn't poweder....he only likes gel bcuz AND I QUOTE.....
"in the morning its too cold for his arms!" it was then when i pushed him. I think it
was another push for my bike accident 10 years ago haha!
The Corey Matthews night is still to this day one of the best nights!
All we wanted was cold cheese slice from little vincents...instead he got a mouthful
of drunken petrone banter and terrorizing celeb look-a-likes.

i hate television. i hate the news. i hate all of it.
it's nothing but a brain wash. UNLESS it is Sci-fi, Discovery
and/or adult swim. I no nothing about the shows on TV.
And Kat kills me. She is hands down one of the most intelligent people
i know....yet she watches the KARDASHIANS! it's the most funniest thing
i've ever seen. She gets so involved and its not like her.
we hate shit like that. but she loves only that show
and she'll tell me about how Kim's ass can't fit into a size 00 dress
sometimes i'll act like i'm listening...most times i'll make fun of her
that shes serious. HOWEVER, i'l glad she watches it bcuz it's so comical to me.
We can't watch tv together...
she claims i am " the most obnoxious popcorn eater"
and that i quote too many lines from shows and movies she hasn't seen yet.
It's true, Im a jerk in that sense.
Even in songs...i'll always sing the line before it comes, so just imagine me
with movies.
On the off chance i do watch tv - i go into a trance and well legit sit there
for a good 6+ hours, rotting my brain. That's why I don't watch tv. I rather
scrap my knees. Killyourtelevison!