Saturday, July 31, 2010

We're all a little crazy.

. Intelligent & Good Looking .


1. Whats your name spelt backwards?

2. What did you do last night?
Road along the Jones Beach Trails with some friends - cooked dinner at a friends & layed in driveways.

3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Photos and NRBQ songs.

4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?
It woulnd't mesh well with the $3.00 in quaters burried in my belly.

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Monday - after the most intense bike ride.

6. What are you wearing?
black tube top bra. Cut out flowing floral tank, black shorts and feathers.
7. How many cars have you owned?

8. Type of music you dislike most?

9. Are you registered to vote?
Not by choice. But my dad ran for something so i had to show love.

10. Do you have cable?
Yes, but i don't watch tv.

11. What kind of computer do you use?
the kind that gets a virus every laptop. (i've been doing good though!)

12. Ever made a prank phone call?
Yes. If and when I do answer or use my phone i usually answer to Domino's.

13. You like anyone right now?
No one is interesting but i do fall in love 3 times a day, mostly in molecular structures.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Kayack along pure waters.

15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
Islands in Burmuda.

16. Do you have a garden?
No, my mom has a jungle.

17. What’s your favorite comic strip?
Sin City, Watchmen, Annie...I was a lover.

18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
We wish you a merry christmas is as I far as i got...

19. Shower, morning or night?

20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month?
Past month I rewatched "Away We Go" so good.

21. Favorite pizza toppings?
Buffalo chicken and blue cheese or brooklyn's artichoke and spinach!

22. Chips or popcorn?
Popcorn with Raisinets mixed changing.

23. What cell phone provider do you have?
Blackberry Bold...yack.

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
I don't believe so.

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Only when I won it in Monopoly.

26. Orange Juice or apple?

27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?

28. Favorite chocolate bar?
Reeses Crunch bar.

29. Who is your longest friend and how long?
I have too many.

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
A year or so.

31. Have you ever won a trophy?

32. Favorite artist?

33. Favorite computer game?
Chip's Challange.

34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?
No, just jewlery...stoned once. It went down real wierd.

35. Sprite or 7-UP?
I don't really like either.

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?

37. Last thing you bought at Walgreens?
I don't know.

38. Ever thrown up in public?
A loooong time ago I used to get bad heat exhaustion.

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
Money beats soul.
However, I do enjoy love but I could live a life perfectly fine with myself.

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Depends on the beard.

41. Can exes just be friends?
Really depends on the person.

42. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?

43. Did you have long hair as a young kid?

44. What message is on your voicemail machine?
I refuse to have one...used to be tribe called question answering skit, Carl from ATHF and "You Stay classy San dieago!"

45. Where would you like to go right now?
Colorado, Australia, England.

46. What was the name of your first pet?

47. What kind of back pack do you have, and what’s in it?
jansport. towels, a legit walkmann, sunscreen, rolling paper and a book.

48. Last incoming/outgoing call on your phone?
Incoming - Steve S. Outgoing - Steve S.

49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
Good health.

50. What do you think about most?
I think way too much.


. a look into my future, I will be an owner of a scooter,
 look like that chick and date my love for wild hair'd boys.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Cover (me)

She & Him, which is made up of Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward covered one of my all time favorite songs by NRBQ.

 NRBQ (New Rhythm and Blues Quartet) is an American rock band founded in 1967. They are known for their live performances, containing a high degree of spontaneity and levity, and blending rock, pop and jazz styles of the 1950s and '60s. My best friend Lisa, back in CT and I would forever play NRBQ. In fact, I think besides her and her dad, she is the only person I know that listens to them. They are awesome, if you're a Dylan fan...or even if you like blues, you'll digg these guys. She & Him cover is great. She's just too cute. Summertime song for sure.



Tuesday, July 27, 2010

"bikers, looooosers!"

I'm now a proud owner of a once seen better days Diamond Back Cross Country bike!

She's a beauty. A lot of character, real retro looking, some rusty areas....and rings of a tree.
I dug it up from my Step Sisters shed, at first glance I didn't think it stood a chance. I brought it
down to a local mom and pop bike shop for a second opinion. Success. For the cost of $130 I put on a set of new tires and some minor things I can't remember. Never the less she runs like a gem. I like the fact that I put the life back into something so beat down. She's a good start. For my first real ride, I road her along the Jones Beach trail which was 8 miles long! It was freakin' great. It road all along the Wantagh highway, over bridges and canals. Super scenic. Kat joined me. We are official bikers, between our great bikes, our gear and bike rack! We have been biking everyday together...working on getting our asses used to the god awful seats! We bike every week night at 6:00 so if you'd like to join us...come come! We plan to hit up a lot of trialsand just all around fun adventures!

Modest Mouse Rain Out

Friday, Kat, Melissa and myself went to see Modest Mouse at the Brooklyn Water Front
 for Melissa's birthday. Although, the storm over took our plans - the rain was wild!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Long Beach to Huntington.

Tuesday fundays!
. Down along the cannal .
. slurpee, fedora, potato sack bag .
. Kat's white feet & My Black feet, out the moonroof! .
. Long beach rides .

quickie in 2 forms.

Sometimes the things i do makes no sense to no one but me…

Saturday, July 17, 2010


So my mom has a party to go to, which means I have to vent for myself and do the whole dinner thing.
This is our text message conversation:

Maria: Wut up?
Me: Nothing home.
Maria: Wut did you eat?
Me: Buffalo dick.
Maria: Oooh delish!
Me: Did you have the goat dick at your party?
Me: What time are you comming home?
Maria: Y? r u gettin a keg?
Me: No. Crystal Meth, chrondo.
Maria: Biatch!
Me: LOL how is it over there?
Maria: Actually nice donnas son is cute...same age as u!
Me: Does he have a beard?
Maria: He looks like justin timberlake!
Me: I only like jim morrison or jude law- not timbertooth.
Maria: Look him up on facebook!



Thursday, July 15, 2010

lovely as sin.

i was waiting for your perfect being, so my soul could roam free
instead it's painted faces that fill the places i can not reach
i want your heartbeat buried in the sound of my sighs
living in the crease of your eye

distant and vague
would it have killed you to kiss me like he did?
i'm not swollowing you and your day old whispers.


I hit up THE HERM via text for some new tunes, knowing the feedback would be good-
He sent me something that was "right up my alley!"

Totally dig the sound and video!

"The world is lazy but you and me we're just crazy
So when I'm with you, I have fun
Yeah when I'm with you, I have fun"

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

summer salvation:

. TJ & I drove up to CT together with the sun on our side! .
. Route 684, you are a dirty whore! .
. Mark playing baseball on the 4th! .
. Chewy, before his awesome whipe out that left me gasping for air! .
. Mark//Twang One//Marv will forever have the biggest and best ass! .
. Brien, Chewy and Mic Ripz .
. jaime and i spent the day in Long Beach riding waves, biking and getting ice's! .
. GaGa Day! .
. show me your teeth! .
. crazy get up's for gaga! .
. stoppin' traffic with my mesh and sequence besty j leggin's! .
. Never Normal .
. Myself & Natlie .
. collectively collective.
. usual suspects! .
. jameson and steel reserves .
. gaga roh ma ma oh la la .
. i dig my toes into the saaaaaand .
. Kat brought her guitar into my car and she played while
 i sang and drove then we broke into a beach! .
. put your cigarette out on my hand .
. view from a cliff we were on .
. i love how this picture came out! .

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

where i'm at.

+ It's a rainy boring Tuesday that has left me with a stolen GPS and tuna fish and chips. Someone stole my gps right from my car in my driveway. I'm not going to look at is as something negative. In fact it's only going to give me growth...I never pay attention when I drive. I am forever getting lost within the same 5 roads I take everyday basically. I have no sense of direction to the point its the most funny. Someone once said to me recently too..."Your sense of direction is like your sense of humor!" I immediately laughed, its so mean yet so good, i love when things are like that. So from here on out, my humor sucks and I will be wearing my glasses and paying attention and navigating myself around. Expect anxious phone calls. DOOMED. Also...tuna fish and chips are so key rainy days. hahahaha i was about to write FOOD FOR THOUGHT! hahahaha. i am funny.

+ Im also here in my bed eating tuna and chips and watching "Fantastic Planet" ever so stoned. It's some crazy Sci-fi.....NOT SYFY fuck you for changing your TV logo to something so dumb. It's a Sci-fi movie that is in all French sub titles and animation. I found it while I was tearing my room apart. I haven't watched this movie in so long. I think if whoever ever watched this with me, i'd marry them right on the spot. No one watches science movies with me and I do it more than not. I wish I had someone like that. Just sit here...not talk to me...just watch. Whatever. MF DOOM samples a beat from a clip of the movie. Its from some bugged out scene with coconut things falling and making a cretin noise (boom boom boom booom boom!) Doom uses the sample in the song "Come on feet" I'm filled with randumbs that will get no where. But check this movie out if you dig trippy, witty politically & culturally subversive type stuff. It's awesome stoned. I have a series of art from age 16 that I've drawn from this movie that I'll later post. I fell in love with the "insightful message wrapped up in a colorful artistic style."

+ Kat and I have an on going joke that one day we are going to go to jail because of how we dance and do crazy weird things in public that most people would assume we are on LSD when we get together. I can't even begin to explain what it is we do because is a whole act within itself....but it dayum sure is funny. Leaving us in constant tears and the hardest of laughs. We even picture what the outside world thinks of us when we are doing these acts and physically cant stop. We actually even tried to think of what they would say or what we would be known as and all I can remember was something like this.....

Kat and I could be the two girls known as:

the girl who always wears a bun and glasses and closed shoes cuz she hates her feet [k]

the girl that never brushes her two toned hair and always does an Indian rain dance (B)

the girls who park in the middle of an empty parking lot and in front of a random home and

just spark a joint [k]&(b)

the girl who always empties out her whole entire car in the garbage after she gets starbucks [k]

the girl who loves the stars but gets too stoned to remember they are out (B)

the girls with broken backs and necks but continue to move and shake like they are fine [k]&(b)

the girls that drive around with sunglasses on thinking they are in Woodstock [k]&(b)

the girls that go into bars and have everyone doing the LAND HO! dance move. [k]&(b)

the girls that look like lezbos but aren’t that share each others food and pay for each other [k]&(b)

- We can't remember the rest but we went back and forth like this for 30 mins hysterically laughing.

We seriously have the most fun doing nothing. We always say we are going to make videos because we are so sure there aren't a closer set of friends that do or say half the shit we do.

+ I can not stop playing everything and anything by The Doors, Fleet Foxes, The Shines, The Strokes, Kevin Devine, Vampire Weekend, Le Loup, The Smiths, Built to Spill and Modest Mouse. That's all I’ve been listening too.

funny (w)hoo-haa's!

+ How young can you die from old age?
+ I was looking in my fridge, picked something out that said "Expiration date 2012" - well sure!
+ "Déjà vu, all over again"
+ "Broker than I thought I was."

The first two are my own. Equally all made me step back a second and laugh. Oh the little things.

Monday, July 12, 2010


+ my borther posted this on Facebook and I laughed the hardest.