Traffic Terms.

I was driving today and I had a passenger. First mistake. Once you are seated in the scion, you're doomed. However, you'll enjoy it. Anywho...my passenger brought to my attention my "Traffic Term Trash"
She found my words amusing and somewhat genius...you confirm:

bonita's on tha road dictionary vol. big. Traveler's edition.



Ass Hat - The person, that did not read the Drivers ed Manuel and simply does what he/she wants.
ex: "Look at this ASS HAT maken his/her own rules!"



Milk dud - (so good during movies) One that is NOT a defensive driver, usually gets honked at, waits so god dayum long to make basic maneuvers.
ex: "Fuckin ass hat MILK DUD, you pussy, you could have made that turn 5 lights ago. DONT MILK IT! and yes, sometimes Bonita is a milk dud, only because I'm blind and can't determine how much time or how fast someone is moving! LOL. Normally, I'm an ass hat and just jet whenever I want..you'll cruse at me.



Ass Fuck- that dickhead that cuts you off to only get.....NOWHERE!
ex: " Those big moves got you nowhere ya ass fuck!"





Frogger Street- all of New York ave in Hton station. I swear to god everytime I drive down this street, which is often...I plan an alibi in my head of how I manage to hit this person because I'm sure no one will believe tha fact that people on this street just jump right into the middle of the road, not looking or givin two fucks! Pretty self explanatory on the name.
ex: "Yo, how do I get to Tropical Smoothie?" - " "Take Frogger street all tha way up." - " I NEARLY MERKED THAT DUDE, RUNNIN RIGHT INTO THA STREET!" - real life convo.



"Biiiiiiikers/Loooooosers!" - Ever since Gabby and I were kids, whenever we'd see someone on a bycile or a motorcycle..." biiiikers, Looosers" was the next line out of our mouths. I think it was from a movie.

Small Child- I, for one, never dodge potholes...I do not know why. Some say it's like i purposley aim for them. hahaha Each time I hit one, "Small Child" comes out of my mouth.

ex: "I think....i might have just hit a small child?"

Jerkin tits- The asshole that drives 10mph.

ex: "Dis bitch is Jerkin my tits right now...are you serious america?!"

Packrad bell- One that takes a turn ever so slowly. [slowest computer ever]

ex- " YOU MOVE SLOWER THAN A PACKARD BELL!"

a mouth like this is best suited with an 18 wheeler.

Lady dont tekno(logy)

photo taken from Saul Williams ",said the shotgun to the head"

.sometimes i wish i could Ctrl - Z

.certin things/times/people

.make them go away

.to the point of no return

.most times i want to Ctrl - V

.certin things/times/people

.make them repeat

.over and over

.of all times it's Esc

.no F1

.too late

my keyboard is a bitch.

Jam with tha toast.

My summertime jam...Clif Soulo :: Oakland's finest!

soulfuL summer.

As of Wednesday my summer will be over. Back to school for Bonita. Head in tha game & Healthy! I thoroughly enjoyed my time spent. I filled my days with friendly faces and endless laughter. I made new friends and even reconnected with old friends. I fell like a renewed soul. Over the summer I've made a lot of changes and progress. I learned to turn any adversity into positive energy. I've been so hell bent on Living happy and healthy. I can honestly say I like where I am and how things are panning out. And with the new steps taken towards my future, I am growing more interested to see how things will open up for me. Someone once shared their mantra with me and I fell in love with it so much that I apply it to my life as well. "Seems I need a new soul cuz mine is worn down, but from this pregnancy of my hardship was born style"

Make an on-line slide show at www.OneTrueMedia.com

M.O.B(ig hair)

Teyana Taylor does Married to the Mob for their new 2009 fall line! You might know her for her big hair, a deck under her feet, doooope outfits & jumpin' out from a Barbie box on "My Super Sweet 16." Straight out of Harlem, this chick raps, writes songs, is a singer that is singed on Star Trak Entertainment and a dancer as well. Shes choreographed Beyonce's "Ring the Alarm" and was Featured on Jay Z's album "Blue Print."

+ I want her hair! Frosty.

GIMME 20 DOLLAZ!

this one is for M KAY, EILEEN & ALEX!

Eco Sexy

Stript, a alternative brand of beauty that caters to purity and product safety. An all natural and vegan line of make up that does away with parabens, artificial oils and fragrances! This line samples ingredients such as JAPANESE HONEYSUCKLE, GREEN TEA, SHEA BUTTER and COTTON, you are bound to have flawless and pure skin! From their animal fur-free applicator brushes to their Eco friendly packing: biodegradable packing materials, written with soy ink...this line is legit! I should know, I only unpacked their entire line and set display up and then played! Stript is now available at http://www.rickysnyc.com/

Here's a sample of how the make up looks on:

(After a 6 hour shift haha bare with me...)

Eyes: I Mixed colors VENUS, EVE & JASMINE & blended underneath.
Face: LIGHT MEDIUM WARM mineral foundation

Lips: Nada. Rockin' tha shade I was born with ;]
Cheeks: Mixture of DEVINE & BELLA, dulled down.

Bonita likes. +

Hiro's hygiene Feat. TAME ONE

Del The Funky Homosapien, part of Hieroglyphics and Tame One, best known as a member of Artifacts, also in side projects such as Weathermen and the Leak Brothers came together to release an album produced by Parallel Thought. Del and Tame, two prolific and highly-respected artists upholding the hip-hop art form at its best—and holding their own in 2009. They are definitely proving that true lyricism is alive and well. Do yourself a favor - check for this!

Different dish, same course :: this ones for the Ladies...

Ever have a baaaad dude run up on you, Metro Fresho, clean kicks, fitted, pressed button up and have him crack that smile and show them crusty teeth?! IT AINT WORTH IT LADIES! IT IS NOT WORTH IT!
Men, get familiar with a tooth brush, no one is tryin to smell..better yet, SEE last nights dinner between your teeth. geesh! You're not worth tryin to see past the dragon breath you breathin'! You worked tha outside, don't forget about tha inside...YOUR MOUTH! Take a lesson from Del's- "IF YOU MUST"



It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen
This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
Sittin too close to him it burned my eyes stingI try to be subtle,
hand him a stick of gum I was a victim of breath on him
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap'cause his toe had the sniff of crustaceans Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing... head to toe B.O.
He didn't know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
Girls, not the guy you would want to tongue ya
So guys take your cue from this number